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Noir Artisan Batch | Edition 02 [Reservation]

Noir Artisan Batch | Edition 02 [Reservation]

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Artisan Process

Limited Batch Production.

Due to the specialized artisan process for the Noir Artisan Batch | Edition 02, we have limited capacity. The next batch will be available August 2026.

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Size & Dimensions

The Noir Lamp

A compact desk piece — small enough for any shelf or workspace, measured at its widest points below.

Noir Lamp dimensions: 7.8 in wide, 5.5 in tall, 1.6 in thick
Measured at widest points
Dimensions
Width
7.8 in
19.8 cm
widest point
Height
5.5 in
14 cm
incl. base
Thickness
1.6 in
4.1 cm
resin depth
Noir Artisan Batch | Edition 02 [Reservation]

Noir Artisan Batch | Edition 02 [Reservation]

$119.99
$119.99 $199.99
SAVE 40% Sold out

  • I've been a huge fan of Spider-Noir for years, but I've never seen anything like this. It’s not just a lamp; it’s a piece of art that looks incredible on my desk. The detail on the character is spot on, and the way it illuminates the scene at night creates the perfect moody atmosphere I wanted for my setup. My fellow collectors are already asking where I got it."

    Marcus T.

  • "This was the perfect final touch for my gaming room. I was worried it might just look like a cheap plastic toy, but the quality is genuinely impressive—it feels solid and looks high-end. It’s become the centerpiece of my workspace, and I find myself just staring at it during late-night work sessions. Absolutely worth it."

    Taylor B.

  • "I bought this for my brother, who is impossible to shop for, and he hasn't stopped talking about it since he opened the box. He’s obsessed with the design and has it prominently displayed right next to his PC. It’s rare to find such a unique, high-quality gift for fans of this aesthetic. It honestly makes the whole room feel cooler just by being in it."

    David H.
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    Shipping Information?

    Each lamp is completely handmade, making your piece one-of-a-kind. Because of the intricate craftsmanship, please allow approximately 2 weeks for production to begin, followed by 10–20 days for manufacturing. Once finished, shipping typically takes 4–10 days to reach your door.

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    Returns & Exchanges?

    If something's wrong with your Lamp I want to know about it. 🖤

    ↩️ 30 day money back guarantee on every order

    📦 Damaged in shipping? Send me a photo and I'll send a replacement no questions asked

    ✉️ Not what you expected? Just reach out within 30 days and we'll figure it out. 🕸️

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    Quality & Materials?

    Each lamp is expertly crafted from crystal-clear, polished resin and features a hand-built wooden LED base. We meticulously hand-paint every miniature scene, figure, and detail to bring the design to life with a warm, captivating glow. Every element is chosen with care, focusing on the intricate details others often overlook.

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      We want you to love your Noir Lamp – but if you're not completely satisfied, return it within 30 days for a full refund, if it's within our refund policy.

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      What fans are saying!

      • My favorite accessory ever

        I saw the pre-order for this right after the teaser dropped, and it arrived just as the show premiered on May 27th. The timing was perfect. The silhouette, the coat, the lighting—they clearly actually watched the series, which is why I’m so glad I pulled the trigger and bought it early."

        Marcus T.

      • The perfect gift!

        "I pre-ordered this for my friend who has been counting down the days until the show release on May 27th. Watching him unbox it right as we sat down to start the first episode was worth every penny. It’s been glowing in his room ever since, and it’s become our little ritual for every new episode we watch."

        Elena K.

      • Worth every single penny

        "I ordered this the moment I saw it online, and it showed up just in time for the show’s debut on May 27th. It has been sitting on my desk at work since, and it has started more conversations with coworkers than anything else I own. Everyone who sees it is already talking about the series, and having this piece of art makes the whole experience feel so much more immersive."

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        FREQUENTLY ASKED

        Questions?

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        Does it come with a power cord and light?

        Your lamp is ready to use right out of the box. It comes equipped with a built in LED that stays cool to the touch, allowing you to keep it illuminated for as long as you like. Because it is USB powered and includes an RGB remote, you have complete control to select any color you desire.

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        How do I clean and care for my lamp?

        Just wipe it with a soft, dry cloth. To keep the resin looking clear, try to keep it out of direct, harsh sunlight. If the wood base looks a bit dry, a tiny bit of furniture oil will make it look great again.

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        How long will it take to receive my order?

        Because every lamp is handcrafted from scratch in our limited batches, please allow approximately 6 weeks for delivery. Quality is our priority, and we appreciate your patience while we perfect your piece. It will be well worth the wait!

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        How long does shipping take?

        📦 US Domestic: 10–20 business days

        🌍 International: 10–30 business days

        You will receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.

        Please note that international orders may be subject to customs fees or import duties depending on your country — these are the buyer's responsibility.

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        Will mine look exactly like the photos?

        Each lamp is a unique work of art. Since we pour our resin by hand, the final formation and wood grain will vary slightly from piece to piece. This ensures that your lamp is truly one of a kind.

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        Does it need to be plugged in?

        Yes! Each lamp features a discreet USB cable that connects to an internal LED. This creates a warm and gentle glow that looks stunning in any dimly lit space.

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        Is this suitable as a gift?

        Absolutely. Because each lamp is thoughtfully handcrafted, it makes for a deeply meaningful and memorable gift. Our customers often share stories of how moved their loved ones were upon receiving one.

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        Can I cancel my order?

        Order Cancellations: Orders can be cancelled within 24 hours of purchase — please contact us immediately if you need to cancel.

        After 24 hours, the process of crocheting your Cardigan has begun and cancellation may not be possible.

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        Do you ship internationally?

        Yes! We offer Free Worldwide Shipping to over 200 countries.

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        What are the dimensions of the lamps?

        The Noir lamp is a substantial, solid piece designed to make a statement on any desk or shelf. It measures 7.8" x 5.5" x 1.6" (approx. 20 x 14 x 4 cm). Customers often tell us these pieces look even more impressive in person than in our photos!

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        How can I reach you if I have more questions?

        Feel free to email us directly at hello@noirlamps.com. We personally read and respond to every message, ensuring you get the help you need without automated delays.

         
         

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        Every Noir Artisan Batch | Edition 02 is crafted by hand, one piece at a time. Because demand has been incredible, your lamp will undergo our signature Artisan Batch Production Process to ensure collector-grade quality. Please refer to our Shipping Policy for specific timelines regarding your reservation.

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        Excellent 4.8 / 5

        • Collector's Quality

          I was skeptical about the detail until it arrived. The resin work is crystal clear, and the lighting effect in person is even more dramatic than the videos. It’s not just a lamp; it’s a centerpiece for my office.

          Marcus T.

        • Perfect Gift

          Bought this as a gift for my brother who loves Noir-style art, and he was completely blown away. It’s heavy, feels premium, and the glow it gives off at night is perfect. Highly recommend for any fan of the character.

          Elena R.

        • Atmosphere/Vibe

          Adds such a unique vibe to my gaming setup. It’s become a total conversation piece whenever people come over. You can really tell there’s a lot of care and detail put into the casting.

          Julian S.